When I first caught wind of the Heinz Mayo gay kiss commercial controversy, I was understandably intrigued. A mayo commercial featuring a gay kiss that received so many complaints about how racy it was that it needed to be pulled from the airwaves? Surely I was in for a treat! So imagine my surprise when I finally tracked down the offending advert (presented here courtesy of this crazy little website called “youtube”) and actually watched it. (Read more…)

Image Disclaimer: I have no doubt and have not set out intending to insult Mr. Obama’s intelligence. I am not insinuating that he has caught The Stupid or anything like that. Read on to see the signifigance of the image.

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Dear Reader,

     That’s a fucking creepy logo, right? Is anyone else as creeped out as I am?

Love,

     Tim

I’m taking a break from politics this week to talk about one of the many hot button news issues out there, and this, of course, is the Myspace suicide case. It took long enough, but the mother who orcestrated the entire thing is in federal court. While I hope the jerk gets fifty lashes and all that 1800s era punishment crap, I can see why the case is difficult for prosecuters, as it poses the question of just how responsible one person is for anothers’ actions.

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Now that Hillary is out of the race, the hot topic is to find out why her campaign failed. Which is a pretty god damn stupid thing to ask, so leave it up to CNN to yammer on about it. Clinton’s failure can be summed up in a sentence: She failed because she ran her campaign the way she would run it. What I mean is the management style was that of a crotchety old money-grubbing businesswoman, which is exactly how Clinton would have run the country. Remember, the key word in corporate democrat is corporate. Which is exactly what our new presumptive nominee is.

However, Clinton’s exit speech was nothing short of moving, and with that in mind I cannot completely despise her. I think the idea of a female president is wonderful and would be good for the country, not only for us, but to show the world that we are something more than a bunch of backwards, cheeseburger swilling, overweight, stupid, arrogant, overly-righteous, racist, chauvinist, immature shits. Perhaps she was humbled by failure, or maybe there is a genuinely sincere side to her. Who knows? (Read more…)