Subtraction changes things

Writing by sharpster on Monday, 28 of April , 2008 at 10:40 am

garfield minus garfield

It’s amazing how a little subtraction can change things. A BLT with the bacon subtracted is taste bud cancer. A car with the wheels subtracted is a hunk of steel, a hunk of steel that can double as shelter during the zombie invasion. A spider without a web is a tarantula.

I found a couple Internet things that exist by subtracting the main component of the originals. I don’t know if the subtraction makes them better, but it definitely changes things up.

garfield minus garfield strip

The first is Garfield minus Garfield. And, actually, it is better with Garfield missing. I mean, what did Garfield spend most of his time doing? That’s right–screwing up the comic. I never understood everyone’s obsessions with Garfield anyway. I was always a Heathcliff man. That cat could scrap.

the birds without birds

The second is Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds without the birds. The lack of THE BIRDS creates a whimsical land where people are afraid of blank sky and go into terror fits during clear days. My favorite part is when a little girl has a fit on the ground next to a fence because the sun beating down from the beautiful blue sky was too warm and comforting.

Category: Movies, Comics, Comedy, Art, Links, Blog

1 Comment

Comment by Tim

Made Monday, 28 of April , 2008 at 10:57 pm

I actually saw the Garfield Minus Garfield site a while ago and didn’t think much of it, but in retrospect I should have paid more attention. It does create a weird kind of universe where Jon is a babbling maniac instead of a babbling maniac with a cat.

And The Birds thing is just awesome.

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